Ayat Power Samy Vellu

Samy Vellu on pos laju :- "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI" :-)

On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`

Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini",
one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?"
and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10. Never see him talk softer.

Samy's favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah:"Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

Semasa krisis air: "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

Tentang masaalah sosial: "..orang2 muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.."

Semasa kempen derma darah sg Siput:"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

Semasa memberi ucapan di pelbagai function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)

During the height of the al-Arqam saga, he said in a press conference, "Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam.."

Samy Vellu, you seem to be very popular. Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on your head.

At an opening ceremony:"mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.

DEDICATED TO SAMY VELLU
Kici kici lembu jaga
sudah besar kerani jaga
masuk MIC tol jaga
kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya

ada misai tara jangut itu kucing
ada jangut tarak misai itu kambing
ada jangut ada misai itu taram singh
tarak misai tarak jangut tarak rambut itu botak chin
TAPI itu tarak misai, tarak jangut, tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.